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WITTON GANA DE NUEVO - ¡GRACIAS JORGE!
(Andy Forbes 02/03/2020)
Después de la tormenta Dennis, la tormenta Jorge intentó evitar que Witton jugara (aparentemente... More
ALBION DENNIS SANDBACH!
(Andy Forbes 17/02/2020)
After a complete shambles the previous week, the build up was relatively uncontroversial on Sunday. Apart from, that is: (1) A shocking lack of functional footballs, (2)... More
FOUR FOUR TWO WIN FOUR TWO FOR WITTON!
(Andy Forbes 27/01/2020)
After the usual winter slump, Witton Albion descended on Middlewich, home of AFC Middlewich. Pre-match activity consisted... More
AYRTON FOR WITTON
(Andy Forbes 26/11/2019)
Witton welcomed Micky’s Crewe Academy team to the temporary home of Hartford 3G stadium on Sunday. The same fences, the same angst on the managers face as the match... More
WITTON GOAL FLOOD
(Andy Forbes 26/11/2019)
After the mother of all international breaks Witton were ready to rock and roll against AFC Middlewich (nee Winsford Diamonds, nee-nee Middlewich, not to be confused with... More
EAGLES ENDANGERED BY WIITON
(Andy Forbes 14/10/2019)
Witton Albion fans slammed the gaff-prone Albs manager at Sandbach today as he lurched from one misdemeanour to another. IDIOCY as he failed to guess that Sandbach management... More
WITTON U16 LOOKING FOR PLAYERS
(Andy Forbes 07/09/2019)
As the call of the X-box, GCSE's and other predatory clubs beckons, Witton are now looking for "experienced" outfield players, particularly defenders.
Players... More
MAN IN BLACK 2
(Andy Forbes 29/08/2019)
Another Witton wolf joined the ranks of referees last week as Tom F breezed through the FA Referee course at Sandbach. “Sandbch is pronounced... More
PRE SEASON DO IS BACK TO THE FUTURE
(Andy Forbes 14/08/2019)
In an unusual turn of events, Witton U16's... More
FAIR PLAY AT LAST AS WITTONER GRABS REF AWARD
(Andy Forbes 14/08/2019)
Witton U16 stalwart Keegan qualified as an FA-approved referee after a gruelling course at FA Headquarters... More
CURRIED HARRIERS ON TOAST
(Andy Forbes 14/04/2019)
The Albion avenged their defeat to Sandbach Harriers in style amidst some pitch changing, non-contact of referees and general confusion shenanigans on Sunday. Witton have... More
BACK TO WINNING WITTON
(Andy Forbes 25/03/2019)
“Two swans don’t make a summer” is the well-known saying and indeed there were no swans today at a chilly Cheshire FA 3G Stadium. Witton Albion faced... More
NO FrodSHAMBLES THIS TIME - ALBS GO THIRD!
(Andy Forbes 03/12/2018)
Witton Albion swept aside Frodsham Falcons in a feisty affair at the stadio de la Cheshire FA on Sunday, delivering a reminder... More
HOLY GRAPP!
(Andy Forbes 19/11/2018)
The Witton manager dived to new depths of grumpiness before kick-off against Grappenhall Red on Sunday lunchtime: menial task of cleaning and filling the water bottles –... More
REMEMBER, REMEMBER - THIS IS A WITTON NOVEMBER
(Andy Forbes 05/11/2018)
Sunday lunch cancelled – check.
Church... More
A BLUE DAY FOR THE REDS
(Andy Forbes 02/11/2018)
Witton Albion U15 Parents Albion AFC was reborn in the form of the traditional blue vs red format on Friday evening. A slovenly bunch of Man U, Leeds, Everton, Liverpool,... More
STORM BECALMED BY WITTON!
(Andy Forbes 21/10/2018)
Dawn broke over the Moss Farm savannah as the local hyenas deposited their early morning gifts, the Witton manager and the evergreen Chief could be seen performing monkey... More
CENTURIONS OVERTHROWN!
(Andy Forbes 09/09/2018)
The managers of Witton and Middlewich were hauled over the coals (not literally, because there were no coals at the game as they are all in Newcastle)... More
WITTON SEE OUT SEASON IN STYLE AT THE WAFTAs
(Andy Forbes 09/09/2018)
Witton U14's completed their 2017-18 season with another of the now world famous Witton Albion Football... More
PLAIN SAIL AT THE VALE
(Andy Forbes 07/05/2018)
“This is nice”, “yes 'tis most pleasant on this grassy bank”, “look at the dandelions and how they cover the grass”, “the... More
WINCHAM SPARK AS SANDBACH THRHEWITT AWAY!
(Andy Forbes 29/04/2018)
New Witton Chairman John Salmon roared into his new role with a 2-0 (Tames x2) win over Lancaster on Saturday and then bestowed... More
CORRR! IT'S A DRAW!
(Andy Forbes 25/03/2018)
“Uhhh what happens next?” whispered the Witton Manager at the end of the 1-1 draw with Holmes Chapel today; “is it penalties, or a replay?”... More
FrodSHAMe AS WITTON GO SECOND!
(Andy Forbes 05/02/2018)
After two weeks of mind numbing first half match madness and a bleep testing to oblivion in Monday night training, the sun finally rose on Moss Farm, potentially heralding... More
ALB PLAYERS IN XMAS PARTY SHOCKER
(Andy Forbes 05/02/2018)
Witton Albion players were caught up in yet... More
CUPWARDS FOR WITTON AS STORM ARE CALMED!
(Andy Forbes 16/01/2018)
The winter weather finally abated long enough to allow the much amended-postponed-rearranged-moved-rained-off-snowed-off-frosted-off-double-booked... More
HARTS OF OAK AS WITTON GO TOP!
(Andy Forbes 04/12/2017)
After a week's worth of bitten fingernails, "anti-rain" dances and frantic pitch aerating, forking and hair-drying by Adrian and the Hartford management team –... More
IT CUDD BE BETTER!
(Andy Forbes 19/11/2017)
After yet another “Frodshambles” the previous week, Witton were bleep tested into oblivion on Monday training and turned up on a lovely sunny Sunday morning... More
NEW SPONSORS FOR WITTON - OAKMERE MAZDA
(Andy Forbes 10/10/2017)
In an exciting development, top local motor dealer Oakmere Mazda has agreed an exclusive sponsorship... More
FrodSHAMPAGNE FOOTBALL
(Andy Forbes 08/10/2017)
After the error-prone Witton gaffer caused the mother of all f ixture cock-ups during the week, the Frodsham Falcons match eventually went ahead. The dozy dolt may be in... More
HOLMES FROM HOME
(Andy Forbes 01/10/2017)
“Ohh luxury”, “I could get used to this”, “they mowed this nicely”, “wot no net pegs”, “is the butty... More
ONWARDS AND CUPWARDS
(Andy Forbes 01/10/2017)
Witton Albion kit-less wonders found themselves trotting across dewy, sun-dappled turf on Sunday as they faced the “new” outfit of Middlewich Centurions in... More
CUPGRADE TO THE NEXT ROUND!
(Andy Forbes 17/09/2017)
Witton fans descended in force on the moorland redoubt of Cuddington (and Sandiway) for the season opener in the District Cup. Although the kick off was slightly delayed... More
RAZOR SPEAKS AT WITTON DINNER
(Andy Forbes 10/10/2017)
Witton Juniors have announced an exciting line-up for the Sporting Dinner at Lostock on 11 November 2017. Ageing ex-Liverpool star Neil Ruddock, BGT finalist and comedian... More
WITTON WIN NORTHWICH TROPHY TOURNAMENT
(Andy Forbes 22/08/2017)
Witton 0 - Northwich Vics Vila 2
Witton... More
HARK THE ALBS WIN AT THE PARK!
(Andy Forbes 07/05/2017)
Fans blasted the manager’s directions as the travelling Witton Army shambled their way across to East Cheshire on Sunday; “where is it”, “I’m... More
BEAR WITH US
(Andy Forbes 20/03/2017)
After a nervous Saturday measuring the water table under the home of football at Moss Farm, the grumpy manager pronounced “game on” on Sunday morning, although... More
IT'S DOUBLE TROUBLE FOR VICS
(Andy Forbes 18/03/2017)
Witton arrived at the Jubilee Fields stadium on Sunday faintly surprised at a somewhat weak globe in the hitherto unseen blue sky….”it cannot be”…..â... More
PARKing The Bus!
(Andy Forbes 26/02/2017)
Witton went into the game against Park Royal on the back of an astonishingly bad run of results, having topped the table briefly in November. The whole club were on the verge... More
NEW PLAYERS NEEDED
(Andy Forbes 23/02/2017)
Witton U13's are looking for new players to come to training, support the squad in the close season with friendlies and tournaments....and hopefully play... More
HARTBREAK!
(Andy Forbes 19/02/2017)
The plucky Albs slumped to a record 5th consecutive defeat after a close-fought battle against neighbours Hartford, nonetheless the management team – after their 5th... More
HARTS OF GOLD
(Andy Forbes 15/12/2016)
The Witton manager reached new lows of incompetence by permanently locking all the Witton equipment in a dis-unlockable (new word - check it out in the Oxford dictionary)... More
VALE WAIL AS WITTON HIT THE TOP!
(Andy Forbes 21/11/2016)
“Thomas you’re a substitute because you were late” stated the grumpy manager before the game against... More
DANGER FOR THE RANGERS AS WITTON HIT 6!
(Andy Forbes 06/11/2016)
After a seemingly endless round of completely futile cup matches and a “mid-season” half term break just... More
ENGLAND 0 - 0 MALTA SHOCKER!
(Andy Forbes 15/10/2016)
What?! It was 2-0?!!
Ella, Finn, Ollie, Keegan, Elliot, Sam, Alex, Tom, Harry, Theo, Chris,... More
STRIKING THE VIKINGS!
(Andy Forbes 02/10/2016)
Fudge lovers were denied the manager’s home cooked, award winning, produce as the Witton Café was closed down by a last-minute Christening booking. The... More
FALCONS WINGED BY WITTON
(Andy Forbes 26/09/2016)
Bookies favourite Claire A took advantage of missing rivals Koulis “bite ya bacon” and Jimmy “2 goals” Cripps to claim the prize of being the... More
SEVENTH HEAVEN FOR WITTON ON HOME OPENER!
(Andy Forbes 21/09/2016)
After 3 happy years at the NCC Bowl, Witton moved to their new ground today for their first home game of the season - the... More
CENTURION JIM
(Andy Forbes 06/08/2016)
In an astonishing show of endurance, Witton Albion U13 Parents’ top scorer Jimmy Cripps (3 goals) went a little further this week. Not content with flooring (fairly)... More
BEARLY THERE!
(Andy Forbes 20/03/2016)
For the second season in a row Witton Wolves finished their league season before any other team in the Mid-Cheshire League. “Thank god that’s over”,... More
EAGLES SHOT DOWN!
(Andy Forbes 18/03/2016)
Spring was in the air, as for once, there were no desperate calls, emails, forking and rolling of pitches and last minutes venue changes for the Witton vs Sandbach Eagles... More
WITTON IN SEVENTH HEAVEN
(Andy Forbes 06/03/2016)
Fans were parading in their summer gear and attending in force for the local derby against Northwich Vics Villa played at the 3G stadium, probably a record crowd for the season,... More
RIPPED TATTERS
(Andy Forbes 28/02/2016)
With the grumpy manager’s press ban lifted after Club Chairman Pete Harman stepped in to read the riot act to the malingering ne’er-do-well, reports on the... More
WOLVES EDGE OUT THE LIONS
(Andy Forbes 03/02/2016)
Thanks to the heroic efforts of the ground staff, ie Father Paul heaving the Chief out of his car and gesturing dismissively at the late-arriving manager, there was another... More
HOME FROM HOLMES
(Andy Forbes 27/01/2016)
Witton Wolves set a new Mid-Cheshire Youth League record for the most-games-saved-from-the-weather-in-a-season by yet again offering the miraculous surface of the NCC Bowl... More
NICE Start To 11 A Side!
(Andy Forbes 17/01/2016)
Witton Wolves yet again defeated the weather as “quick draw” Frosty the Rotivator shot off multiple 3G pitch bookings from his rapid-firing pitch booking machine... More
FrodSHAMbles V6
(Andy Forbes 10/01/2016)
"The pitch is unplayable", "Moss Farm have called off all games", "It's raining", "Surely you're not playing in THAT", "Hebdon... More
JUMP AROUND!
(Andy Forbes 10/01/2016)
The Christmas Elf blessed Witton with a trip to Jumpnation before the festive season as the unbeaten-in-five Wolves hit the bouncy-jumpy-things hard and... More
WITTON NOT SO GRAPP AFTER ALL!
(Andy Forbes 19/12/2015)
The winter sky displays the Witton stripes = yes
Witton again provide a pitch when all other pitches fail = yes
First... More
THE HARRYING OF THE HARRIERS!
(Andy Forbes 06/12/2015)
A new favourite for the football-team-mascots-grand-national emerged today as Witton unveiled Dave the Wolf, with a "hand-crafted" Witton Wolves t-shirt in front... More
GR8 GAME WORTH THE W8!
(Andy Forbes 29/11/2015)
Football was the winner as Witton and Northwich Vics Villa performed some splendid fixture gymnastics to get some football played on a windswept NCC Bowl today. After the... More
TATTS THE WAY TO DO IT!
(Andy Forbes 22/11/2015)
Witton's traditional "Nutty November" (including the shameful destruction of the cricket club home pitch by local hoodlums) took an unexpected twist at soggy Egerton... More
PONT IN TIME
(Andy Forbes 22/11/2015)
Witton Wolves got the quickest kit delivery in modern history this week as the Witton Purchasing Officer pulled out all the plugs to get a speedy delivery for the region’s... More
CUPSET V2
(Andy Forbes 08/11/2015)
It was all hands to the pump as the Vics' home ground was deemed unplayable and the crunch cup match was diverted to the Witton NCC Bowl, the manager was diverting traffic... More
CLOSE TO THE WIND AGAINST THE KITES!
(Andy Forbes 08/11/2015)
Witton managed to weather the half-term exodus and took to the pitch at Sandbach with just 10 lads. ... More
WOLVES RUN DOWN LIONS!
(Andy Forbes 26/10/2015)
Witton Albion pitched up at nearby Egerton on Sunday, for once there was little confusion as to the pitch location as the chief Chris Alexander pitched his whiteboard-complete-with-little-magnet-pictu... More
CUP FOR IT!
(Andy Forbes 18/10/2015)
The NCC Bowl witnessed a historic moment today as two Witton teams went head to head in a competitive match for the first time. Gary and Colin were looking forward to hearing... More
RECORD SCORE AS WITTON HIT LUCKY 13!
(Andy Forbes 11/10/2015)
As the sounds of "Colonel Bogey" wafted across the NCC Bowl, Witton fans came out in force to enjoy surely the... More
FOUR BUT NEED MORE!
(Andy Forbes 04/10/2015)
Witton whizzed down to the Hind Heath Gang (also known as Sandbach United Eagles) to be greeted by cheery manager Ian, who was strolling around flinging cones across the pitch... More
FRODSHAMBLES V5
(Andy Forbes 02/10/2015)
Witton Albion welcomed the friendly faces of Frodsham Town for this top of the table clash at the Bowl on Sunday. Frodsham had "lost" their manager Jeff who had... More
FUNDAY FOOTBALL FINE AS WITTON GO TOP
(Andy Forbes 08/09/2015)
Witton Albion whizzed down the A533 to Sandbach for the eagerly anticipated league opener against Sandbach Harriers - newly... More
GR8 FINISH!
(Andy Forbes 23/05/2015)
After a couple of weeks of somewhat fruitless tournament activity, Witton brought the season to a close with a game against neighbours and friends Hartford. The manager and... More
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall....
(Andy Forbes 16/05/2015)
Who is the fairest of them all?
Witton Albion U11's have been voted Fair Play team of the year for the second season in a row. Correspondents were... More
FUN AT THE BUN!
(Andy Forbes 26/04/2015)
After yet another stalemate with the Witton Wasps on Tuesday, Witton Wolves were hungry for more football. After a surprisingly easy and pleasant drive through rural Cheshire,... More
WITTON FINISH FIRST!
(Andy Forbes 18/04/2015)
Witton were bumped out of the NCC Bowl to the familiar surroundings of SJD Stadium on Saturday for their last match of the season against Winsford Diamonds. That Witton were... More
TOURNAMENTS AND WITTON CUP FINAL DATES
(Andy Forbes 29/03/2015)
Tournaments:
Saturday 9 May (Morning) -... More
Trainers Of The Week - NEW TRAINING TIMES
(Andy Forbes 29/03/2015)
Congratulations to THOMAS for being our top trainer of the week!
LET'S KEEP UP THE HARD WORK IN TRAINING!... More
5 A LIVE FOR WITTON AGAIN!
(Andy Forbes 29/03/2015)
Witton Albion Wolves welcomed Alex and his Middlewich gang to the NCC Bowl as the torrential rain slashed across a wet ‘n’ wild Northwich... More
SNOW STOPPING WITTON
(Andy Forbes 27/02/2015)
A heroic midnight snow clearance effort from the Witton management team allowed this crucial league fixture to take place. However, as the sun rose all the snow had melted... More
ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE..WE R GONNA GET YOU!
(Andy Forbes 15/02/2015)
Witton Albion pitched up at the St Mary’s Stadium and the hardy Albion fans were soon a-buzz with claims and rumours... More
ZIGGA ZAGGA..ALBION WIN AGAIN!
(Andy Forbes 08/02/2015)
Another midnight (yes really!) pitch inspection meant that Witton Albion were yet again able to host a match when most of Cheshire football was becalmed by a pretend frost which never happened. “I’ll take this all day” exclaimed... More
FrodSHAMBLES Part III
(Andy Forbes 31/01/2015)
A midnight pitch inspection (yes, really!) led to Witton v Frodsham Park being one of just 4 matches in the county played on a gorgeous winter morning with soft, springy,... More
WOOWOOWOOOO, EVERYONE DO THE CONGA Lton!
(Andy Forbes 25/01/2015)
Following this hard fought, but ultimately comfortable win for Witton Albion the grumpmeister manager inspired the troops... More
OHHH GRAP!
(Andy Forbes 03/01/2015)
As the "Witton Albion Christmas Party Mystery" of the abandoned Ford Focus at Gulliver's World deepened, Witton were able to host Wayne and the Grappenhall gang... More
Christmas Cup!
(Andy Forbes 19/12/2014)
You are kindly invited to Northwich Cricket Club for a game against our friends the Witton Albion Wasps.
Kick off shall be at 1030 and festive wear is to be encouraged for all spectators.
Kick off shall be at 1030 and festive wear is to be encouraged for all spectators.
WHITE GRASS IN THE MORNING, SHEPHERD'S COLD
(Andy Forbes 13/12/2014)
The beleagured Witton Manager tonight issued an apology to parents, players and officials of Witton and Winsford for wasting... More
NO MORE SHOOTING IN THE FOOT!
(Andy Forbes 08/12/2014)
Xmas party details have been confirmed for Gulliver's World in Warrington on the 20th December.
Parents are now taking bets on how... More
EWAN A GOAL? LEW GOT IT!
(Andy Forbes 29/11/2014)
Witton parents were steeling themselves for a shock revelation by the moany management team as club sources revealed that the goals do not magically grow overnight and then... More
WIITTON TO HAMMER SOMEONE SOON!
(Andy Forbes 23/11/2014)
After another "Frodshambles" the previous week, Witton stepped out on the soggy turf at high-flyers Egerton with... More
LARK AT THE PARK
(Andy Forbes 08/11/2014)
With carefully placed signals and guides, Albion players and fans were able to negotiate their way into the wilderness of East Cheshire today. It was only after the little... More
CUPSET BUT PROUD!
(Andy Forbes 02/11/2014)
Witton had a tough draw at home to first division Davenham Dynamoes yesterday and despite being under-strength, held their high-flying local rivals for... More
WAIL AT THE VALE!
(Andy Forbes 02/11/2014)
Witton Wolves contrived to consign yet another winning position to the dustbin as they succumbed to a defeat at high-scoring Vale last Saturday.
Despite... More
FrodSHAMBLES!
(Andy Forbes 18/10/2014)
The even grumpier-than-usual Witton manager was seen cursing and moaning in the bramble bushes after this “entertaining” encounter as he hunted for footballs... More
POST MATCH INJURY SHOCK AT THE BOWL!
(Andy Forbes 12/10/2014)
Angry, upset children and parents were jamming the Witton Albion complaint lines last night as the blundering manager added... More
SOCIAL COLUMN
(Andy Forbes 09/10/2014)
Witton Banquet Evening - 29 November at the Watermead. Contact Emma L if interested!
Day at the Game - 29 November 1400-1630ish.... More
FIVE A-LIVE AT LAST!
(Andy Forbes 04/10/2014)
As the first Autumnal rains swept over the outer Northwich highlands, Witton Albion descended in force and soon impressed the Cuddington management team with the giant whiteboard:... More
PLENTY OF SOUL AT THE BOWL!
(Andy Forbes 20/09/2014)
Chief Chris Alexander won the inaugural “Whiteboard-off” as his board beat the Davenham manager’s plucky effort by 60cm (length) and 30cm (width),... More
NOT BORED AT WINSFORD!
(Andy Forbes 13/09/2014)
Veteran supporter and erstwhile club blogger/photographer Paul Johnson led the intrepid Witton Albion Wolves over the arduous “13 mile” trek from the Knights... More
CLOSE CALL AT GRAPPENHALL!
(Andy Forbes 06/09/2014)
As the “sun” rose over the Bridgewater Canal, Witton Chief Chris Alexander, with a ringing endorsement from President Obama echoing in his ears, proudly hauled... More
NUMBER1 IN 1 ONESIE MISSION
(Andy Forbes 20/08/2014)
Witton goalkeeper Elliot J has asked all Witton players, friends and families to support him in his mission to support The Brain Tumour Charity this Sunday.
The... More
7TH HEAVEN FOR FANS AT SJD!
(Andy Forbes 06/07/2014)
"That was one for the neutrals" stated Chris who was Gaffer for the day as Brookvale from Runcorn descended on Northwich for a lesser seen 7-7 draw. A few cars... More
FAIR PLAY TO YA - WITTON VOTED MOST SPORTING CLUB
(Andy Forbes 27/06/2014)
In a touching end to the season, Witton Albion were unanimously voted as the winners of the MCYL Fair... More
STORMY AT THE FORMBY - WITTON WIN THE CUP!
(Andy Forbes 27/06/2014)
Posh Merseyside parents were left stunned as their Cheshire counterparts invaded the prestigious annual Formby tournament... More
TEN GOAL THRILLA WITH THE VILLA!
(Andy Forbes 25/05/2014)
Veteran John Egerton was on tour in the West Country leaving the remainder of the Witton management team to break the world... More
9 A SIDE SUITS WITTON FINE
(Andy Forbes 10/05/2014)
In amazing scenes, manager John Egerton single-handedly constructed an unfamiliar set of goalposts in a record time for Witton Albion U10’s first ever 9 a-side game... More
END OF SEASON DO! 14 JUNE
(Andy Forbes 06/04/2014)
Please make sure you attend the end of season do at the Witton Albion Hope for Heroes Stadium on 14 June!
See you there! :o)
See you there! :o)
HERE WE GO - TOURNAMENTS!
(Andy Forbes 10/05/2014)
Please see fixtures for our tournament dates....parents please make sure you tell the manager you want to attend!
ZIGGER ZAGGER, ZIGGER ZAGGER... ALBION!
ZIGGER ZAGGER, ZIGGER ZAGGER... ALBION!
WASPS BITE BACK!
(Andy Forbes 06/04/2014)
The depleted management team of Witton Albion attempted several “nouveau” pitch set up and clear down styles as they manfully waded through the litter left... More
DEBUT BOYS STAR IN WITTON WIN
(Andy Forbes 23/03/2014)
The Witton management team pulled off a rare feat by constructing two pitches for the visit of high flying south Cheshire outfit Bunbury today. “If I have to put... More
EARLY BIRDS GET THE WORM!
(Andy Forbes 15/03/2014)
Witton Albion had an early morning start on at the windblown outpost of Sandbach United Eagles, parents and children emerging blinking and rubbing eyes in the unfamiliar... More
CUPSET FOR WITTON!
(Andy Forbes 13/03/2014)
Witton Albion faced top flight Sandbach United in this crunch Albert Steele match at the NCC Bowl on Saturday, enjoying freshly painted lines that faithfully followed the... More
EDGY AFFAIR
(Andy Forbes 01/03/2014)
John E was looking forward to taking on the club named after his family in this top of the table clash at the NCC Bowl. “Yeah but where’s me invite to the... More
LARK IN THE PARK
(Andy Forbes 23/02/2014)
Witton fans and players endured sunshine, temperate conditions and a complete lack of swirly wind on the arduous trek into East Cheshire. Park Royal gave their usual warm... More
SWEET OR SALTY?
(Andy Forbes 16/02/2014)
For the second time this season the battle of the salt towns was able to proceed thanks to the clever planning of the Witton and Middlewich managers (this time; at the pub... More
BUN IN THE SUN!
(Andy Forbes 08/02/2014)
Witton welcomed Bunbury for a friendly on the seemingly impervious NCC Bowl pitch, as yet again games were called off across the county due to the rather damp conditions.... More
NO DERBIES IN SHOCK CUP DRAW
(Andy Forbes 06/02/2014)
Despite the comedy drink spilling antics of the Witton manager, the Albert Steele Cup proceeded with some interesting match-ups, including the "group... More
VALE IN A GALE!
(Andy Forbes 01/02/2014)
Witton Albion continued the good post-Christmas form with a strong performance against Vale, despite an attempted coup by the Daddies who conspired to leave the manager to... More
HOLME FROM HOLME!
(Andy Forbes 26/01/2014)
Holmes Chapel assistant chief Neil and his dad spent all night forking the pitch to ensure that the blue league form sides could go head to head, their efforts let the boys... More
A HARTY CHEER!
(Andy Forbes 21/01/2014)
In the closest derby in the country Albs parents delivered a damning verdict on the manager’s pre-match directions as they all turned up at the correct pitch, whilst... More
DOWNTOWN!
(Andy Forbes 16/01/2014)
Witton welcomed Frodsham Town for the first time in two years as the monsoon rains descended upon Northwich yet again. “It’s like a monsoon,... More
MANAGER WISHES ALL THE BEST FOR XMAS SHOCK
(Andy Forbes 24/12/2013)
As the industrial cleaners still toil away at Moss Farm, attemting to clean up after the Witton Albion... More
GRAPP ATTACK!
(Andy Forbes 10/01/2014)
Witton Albion and Grappenhall splished and sploshed their way to the pitch at the NCC Bowl on Saturday, fearing the worst after 65 successive days of monsoon-like rain. However,... More
CHRISTMAS GIFTS APLENTY AT GRAPPENHALL
(Andy Forbes 24/12/2013)
No match report could ever be written for this match as Witton decided that Christmas had come... More
DERBY DRAMA!
(Andy Forbes 24/12/2013)
Gaffer for the day John E described his team as “lions” and “brave” as they travelled the short distance to Stadio Rudheath... More
Park Life
(Andy Forbes 24/12/2013)
Witton Albion rolled up to the mother ship on Saturday for a crunch game against Park Royal. Unfortunately, over the summer the hamsters had been nibbling away at the nets... More
THRILLS AND SPILLS ON THE HILL!
(Andy Forbes 19/10/2013)
Witton Albion took a sizeable contingent to the mountain redoubt of the high flying Frodsham Park. Despite... More
A Right Royal....
(Andy Forbes 15/09/2013)
Witton Albion fans outnumbered the home support despite an arduous 25 mile trek through bandit country on Saturday. However, they were more than rewarded... More
Cafe De La Witton - Opening Soon
(Andy Forbes 24/10/2013)
Witton Albion under 10's are pleased to announce that a new gazbo-based cafe might soon be... More
BATTLE OF THE BOWL!
(Andy Forbes 26/10/2013)
Witton welcomed Tytherington to the NCC Bowl for the first time this season as fears that the game would be washed out by the October monsoon proved unfounded.... More
Derby Day Delight!
(Andy Forbes 22/09/2013)
Witton Albion welcomed local rivals Rudheath to their new home at the NCC Bowl on Saturday. The teams had a rare treat of non-falling-down-goalposts and... More
DOUBLE DERBY DAY DRAMA!
(Andy Forbes 29/11/2013)
Jack Frost had a go, but ultimately he wasn't hard enough. The managers of Witton and Vics decided that the pitch was playable after some half-hearted stabbing of iron studs... More
Commoving Capers In Congleton!
(Andy Forbes 29/09/2013)
Despite best efforts from the manager to confuse everyone by forgetting to send everyone the correct address, the Witton Albion fans turned out in force... More
SOCK IT TO 'EM
(Andy Forbes 05/11/2013)
A last minute switch from Middlewich to Northwich meant that the 3rd "salt town battle" was at the NCC Bowl for the first time ever. Squally... More
Ding Dong, Ping Pong It Was Kong Time!
(Andy Forbes 09/10/2013)
Witton Albion almost breached the Welsh border on Sunday as they descended on Carden Park for some monkey business. Almost... More
Witton Merchandise!
(Andy Forbes 03/10/2013)
Calling all parents! Why not support your beloved in Witton Albion Red and White (with a splash... More
WAFTAs 2013
(Andy Forbes 15/07/2013)
We just had another successful WAFTA (Witton Albion Footballing Trophy Awards). Much fun was had by all including the hard-fought parents and kids team tournament (won by... More
Gripping At Grappenhall!
(Andy Forbes 05/10/2013)
Witton Albion fans turned out in force again for the annual sunfest at Grappenhall, supporters were seen draped over sunbeds sipping cocktails in the sultry September.. err... More
And The New Sponsor Is.......
(Andy Forbes 16/08/2013)
Witton Albion Under 10's have a great new sponsor, yes it's CanDoo Concierge.... our "official" concierge service.
Nothing too big or small,... More
Vics And Albs In 14 Goal Thriller!
(Andy Forbes 07/09/2013)
Local rivals Witton Albion and Northwich Vics Villa treated a near record crowd to some thrilling football... More
Witton To Attend First International Tournament
(Andy Forbes 07/09/2013)
We have been invited to the prestigious Plas Coch tournament in Wales (Wrexham) on Sunday 20 October!
All... More
Parents In Shock Exit!
(Andy Forbes 25/07/2013)
Pundits were stunned as the much fancied FC United of Witton Albion Under 9 Parents team crashed out of the prestigious annual Witton Albion 6 a-side competition.
The... More
Call Chris For Free Tickets!
(Andy Forbes 11/09/2013)
Chris has again teamed up with Wigan to get hold of free tickets next season!
Watch action the 4th best league... More
WITTON BATTLE IT OUT!
(Andy Forbes 14/11/2013)
Witton were able to take a sizeable contingent across the M6 to Tytherington in a rerun of the infamous Battle of the Bowl that took place just two weeks previously. Tempers... More
GOAL-LESS TO GOAL-GLUT IN DERBY DRAMA!
(Andy Forbes 12/10/2013)
High rolling Albs fans were left feeling disappointed and frustrated after the shock revelation that... More
NUTTY NOVEMBER CONTINUES FOR WITTON
(Andy Forbes 17/11/2013)
Witton hipped and hopped over the M6 to Egerton on Saturday and the management were left confounded by... More